Boys will be Boys

Depending on whether you believe science or religion,we know they probably didn't waste time with menial
human males and females have been living side bythings such as taking out the rubbish.
side for either 200 000 years or a gazillion billion years.I'll bet Da Vinci's girlfriend wasn't telling him to wipe
What is not in dispute, though is that in all that timespots off the mirror when he was designing a
women have never been able to crack thehelicopter hundreds of years before anyone else.
impregnable fortress that is a man's mind. Two menThen, when we've done the task, we get back to the
explain some of their more baffling habits to us.great thoughts we were having, usually things like,
Have so many Clothes on their Bedroom Floorswhich is better - ale or lager?
Guys see clothes differently from the way girls do.Tape Sports Events They're Watching
Girls see clothes as pieces of cloth that sometimesWomen don't have the good sense to let a man
need washing. A guy sees his clothes as part of awatch more than three uninterrupted minutes of any
sports team and himself as its captain. We givesports event. When I sit down to watch the champions
favorite T-shirts nicknames and truly believe that, likeLeague final, I know that all the oestrogen carrier in my
star players, they have a certain magic about them - ahouse sees is a stationary target for a chat about the
magic that can be destroyed by washing. So, like anymohair throws 'we' saw at the mall.
good sporting team, we rest our key players but weAnd this urge to communicate always coincides with
don't risk washing them. What you see is a pile of dirtythe crucial 'was it a penalty?' moment. Recording the
clothes; what we see is the 'reserves bench'.game is our insurance policy so we're not the only guy
Still Love a Good Wrestlein the civilized world who doesn't have an opinion about
Somewhere deep inside every man there lives a tinywhether Didier Drogba was offside.
caveman sitting by an open fire. Not literally, of course.Another thing you should know; from the first day we
So, since we don't get the opportunity to make flintmeet you we already have an exit strategy worked
tools these days, we wrestle to satisfy our primalout. For us, a relationship is like an Alcatraz filled with
urges. Then we get a hankering for mammoth meatthe promise of treasures. As we enter, we're thinking,
but never get very far, because we're forced to sit'if there's only fake jewelry in here, I'll use my plan to
quietly and watch soap opera. But our inner cavemanget out.
hoots quietly in happy anticipation of the next wrestle.Want Anal Sex
Get Hung up About a Girl SwallowingDeep down in places we don't talk about, men have
Guys who want girls to do it clearly have controlan irrational need to be pioneers. When we meet a
issues. We know there's no way it could taste good,woman, we're secretly hoping that we are her first,
so there's no need for you to pretend it does. If iteven if she is 30. That's because all men have an
tasted like cookies and cream, we'd have heard aboutinnate need to be explorers; 'to boldly go' where no
it by now. It's confusing, though, that some guys seeman has gone before. How else do you explain why
swallowing as a compliment.we have the uncontrollable urge to send probes to
Don't Notice when the Rubbish bin is overflowing orMars? We see our little peckers as low level NASA
the Sink needs Wipingprobes exploring uncharted territory.
The way the male brain works is this; we always thinkAnal sex is also an option that increases the statistical
that what we're doing is of vital importance to allprobability of getting 'play' even when the lunar cycle is
mankind. A lot of the time we might look blank but, onunfavorable. We want to know that when the traffic
the inside, we're pondering. We know we're of thelight is red, we can always take the dirt road.
same species as Descartes, Einstein and Da Vinci, and