| Depending on whether you believe science
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| | didn't waste time with menial things such
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| or religion, human males and females have
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| | as taking out the rubbish.
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| been living side by side for either 200
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| | I'll bet Da Vinci's girlfriend wasn't
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| 000 years or a gazillion billion years.
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| | telling him to wipe spots off the mirror
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| What is not in dispute, though is that in
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| | when he was designing a helicopter
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| all that time women have never been able
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| | hundreds of years before anyone else.
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| to crack the impregnable fortress that is
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| | Then, when we've done the task, we get
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| a man's mind. Two men explain some of
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| | back to the great thoughts we were
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| their more baffling habits to us.
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| | having, usually things like, which is
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| Have so many Clothes on their Bedroom
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| | better - ale or lager?
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| Floors
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| | Tape Sports Events They're Watching
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| Guys see clothes differently from the way
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| | Women don't have the good sense to let a
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| girls do. Girls see clothes as pieces of
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| | man watch more than three uninterrupted
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| cloth that sometimes need washing. A guy
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| | minutes of any sports event. When I sit
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| sees his clothes as part of a sports team
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| | down to watch the champions League final,
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| and himself as its captain. We give
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| | I know that all the oestrogen carrier in
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| favorite T-shirts nicknames and truly
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| | my house sees is a stationary target for
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| believe that, like star players, they
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| | a chat about the mohair throws 'we' saw
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| have a certain magic about them - a magic
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| | at the mall.
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| that can be destroyed by washing. So,
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| | And this urge to communicate always
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| like any good sporting team, we rest our
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| | coincides with the crucial 'was it a
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| key players but we don't risk washing
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| | penalty?' moment. Recording the game is
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| them. What you see is a pile of dirty
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| | our insurance policy so we're not the
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| clothes; what we see is the 'reserves
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| | only guy in the civilized world who
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| bench'.
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| | doesn't have an opinion about whether
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| Still Love a Good Wrestle
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| | Didier Drogba was offside.
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| Somewhere deep inside every man there
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| | Another thing you should know; from the
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| lives a tiny caveman sitting by an open
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| | first day we meet you we already have an
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| fire. Not literally, of course. So, since
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| | exit strategy worked out. For us, a
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| we don't get the opportunity to make
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| | relationship is like an Alcatraz filled
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| flint tools these days, we wrestle to
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| | with the promise of treasures. As we
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| satisfy our primal urges. Then we get a
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| | enter, we're thinking, 'if there's only
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| hankering for mammoth meat but never get
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| | fake jewelry in here, I'll use my plan to
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| very far, because we're forced to sit
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| | get out.
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| quietly and watch soap opera. But our
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| | Want Anal Sex
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| inner caveman hoots quietly in happy
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| | Deep down in places we don't talk about,
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| anticipation of the next wrestle.
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| | men have an irrational need to be
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| Get Hung up About a Girl Swallowing
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| | pioneers. When we meet a woman, we're
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| Guys who want girls to do it clearly have
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| | secretly hoping that we are her first,
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| control issues. We know there's no way it
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| | even if she is 30. That's because all men
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| could taste good, so there's no need for
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| | have an innate need to be explorers; 'to
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| you to pretend it does. If it tasted like
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| | boldly go' where no man has gone before.
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| cookies and cream, we'd have heard about
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| | How else do you explain why we have the
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| it by now. It's confusing, though, that
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| | uncontrollable urge to send probes to
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| some guys see swallowing as a compliment.
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| | Mars? We see our little peckers as low
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| Don't Notice when the Rubbish bin is
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| | level NASA probes exploring uncharted
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| overflowing or the Sink needs Wiping
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| | territory.
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| The way the male brain works is this; we
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| | Anal sex is also an option that increases
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| always think that what we're doing is of
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| | the statistical probability of getting
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| vital importance to all mankind. A lot of
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| | 'play' even when the lunar cycle is
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| the time we might look blank but, on the
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| | unfavorable. We want to know that when
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| inside, we're pondering. We know we're of
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| | the traffic light is red, we can always
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| the same species as Descartes, Einstein
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| | take the dirt road.
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| and Da Vinci, and we know they probably
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